Mahjongg.... wasn't your efforts there pathetic? It were Chinese...I thought you were into fast foods?
How about Brown Cow Curling.....
Och we used to do a lot of this in Scotland....not with cows you understand, we used a curling stone made from the rocks of Ilsa Craig....
Here is your chance to try out this Olympic winter sport!.... Aye limber up first....
http://www.carolynsgameroom.com/game/1601.html