Well I thought I'd try shoplifting this year instead of shopping in the traditional manner as shoplifters are not going to be prosecuted here now.
It's only an experiment so I'll get in quick,then buzz off to the sun on the cash I've saved.

Sounds good to me MS

Wait for me.
I can put my little old lady act on if I get caught.

Its bound to influence the judge.

Me too, I'm, quite good at the confused little old lady!!

OK folks-I'll book us a coach!!