I have to grapple with a Mac at my part time job at the museum. I must be getting too old- tricks and dog wise! It seems very cumbersome to me.

Hi Michael, good to see yer! Also everyone else here I might know and who might know me.

I haven't even got Windows XP at all at all yet.

But I do have a £20 per hr man called Steve. He's not very handsome but when my computer goes wrong he's the best-looking man on the planet!