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Postby Maywalk » Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:13 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Did Gina tell her VM ?????????? :roflmao:
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Postby Monsy » Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:17 pm

Ooooh that reminds me, got a letter from the NHS the other day, with dire warnings about bowel cancer and asking for three stool samples.

I haven't got any stools, only a three piece and some dining chairs........ :twisted:
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Postby Maywalk » Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:25 pm

Send them Monsy and they will probably uproot the hospital and bring it to you. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Monsy » Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:41 pm

I could ask for some of thon swing doors as well Maisie, smash me bosoms in them and pretend I'm having a mammogram........
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Postby dejavou » Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:56 pm

Just wait 'til Oddie sees her serious thread's been stolen ..... you'll all be on the naughty step :cheeky4:
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Postby Victors Mate » Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:04 pm

We could improve the forum if Monsy lets us have her second bestest nets. I think they'd look a real treat.
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Postby Victors Mate » Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:07 pm

dejavou wrote:Just wait 'til Oddie sees her serious thread's been stolen ..... you'll all be on the naughty step :cheeky4:


I resemble that we've not pinched it deja just sort of re-shaped it a bit. :evil:

I'm sure she will appreciate our efforts. :hide:
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Postby Maywalk » Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:20 pm

Monsy wrote:I could ask for some of thon swing doors as well Maisie, smash me bosoms in them and pretend I'm having a mammogram........


Just reminded me of this that I had come today Monsy. :roflmao: :roflmao:

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's
and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?'
asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,'
said the saleslady,
as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour
and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'
Relieved, the man asked
about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic,
the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian,
and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled,
the man asked about
the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded,
'It is all really quite simple. .

The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why,
but couldn't figure out
what the letters stood for,
it is about time
you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs..
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!..
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!...

Not forgetting the German bra.

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Postby vannin » Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:39 pm

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Postby dita » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:22 pm

Have been howling at last few threads, Arfa that was soooo funny I know what to do with my
mouse -balls now, and Monsy would love to come to your tea party, will bring mi own bickies. :roflmao:
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Postby Monsy » Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:37 pm

Mine's the Salvation Army Maise..Dang!


Deja,

I am not feart at Oddie, cos I knows she is still in the bookies :hide:
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Postby Oddquine » Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:56 pm

Monsy wrote:Mine's the Salvation Army Maise..Dang!


Deja,

I am not feart at Oddie, cos I knows she is still in the bookies :hide:


I is NOT! I've already lost next month's bank pension so I'm back home licking my wounds! :tantrum2:

So be feart.......be very feart! Somebody has to bear the brunt of my ineptitude.........and you are elected! :mrgreen:
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Postby Victors Mate » Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:00 pm

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Postby ciderman_nz » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:55 am

Anya wrote:Then again, I am on superior Macs :mrgreen:


Doesn't always work that way Anya. I'm much quicker at home on a PC than when I'm working at the musuem which has a new Mac.
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Postby Oddquine » Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:03 am

I think it is down to the connection and the number of connected computers at any one time on an exchange.

I know my own ISP tends to throttle me at certain times, which is why I am often online in the wee sma' hours, because I can upload to my websites at a reasonable speed whereas, even though my exchange is relatively little used compared to areas with more households/punters, there are times during the day when I am continually logging in to my FTP programme because it has dropped the connection.
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