Did Gina tell her VM ??????????

Ooooh that reminds me, got a letter from the NHS the other day, with dire warnings about bowel cancer and asking for three stool samples.

I haven't got any stools, only a three piece and some dining chairs........

Send them Monsy and they will probably uproot the hospital and bring it to you.

I could ask for some of thon swing doors as well Maisie, smash me bosoms in them and pretend I'm having a mammogram........

Just wait 'til Oddie sees her serious thread's been stolen ..... you'll all be on the naughty step

We could improve the forum if Monsy lets us have her second bestest nets. I think they'd look a real treat.

dejavou wrote:Just wait 'til Oddie sees her serious thread's been stolen ..... you'll all be on the naughty step

I resemble that we've not pinched it deja just sort of re-shaped it a bit.

I'm sure she will appreciate our efforts.

Monsy wrote:I could ask for some of thon swing doors as well Maisie, smash me bosoms in them and pretend I'm having a mammogram........

Just reminded me of this that I had come today Monsy.

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's
and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?'
asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,'
said the saleslady,
as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour
and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'
Relieved, the man asked
about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic,
the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian,
and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled,
the man asked about
the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded,
'It is all really quite simple. .

The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why,
but couldn't figure out
what the letters stood for,
it is about time
you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs..
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!..
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!...

Not forgetting the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen

Have been howling at last few threads, Arfa that was soooo funny I know what to do with my
mouse -balls now, and Monsy would love to come to your tea party, will bring mi own bickies.

Mine's the Salvation Army Maise..Dang!


Deja,

I am not feart at Oddie, cos I knows she is still in the bookies

Monsy wrote:Mine's the Salvation Army Maise..Dang!


Deja,

I am not feart at Oddie, cos I knows she is still in the bookies

I is NOT! I've already lost next month's bank pension so I'm back home licking my wounds!

So be feart.......be very feart! Somebody has to bear the brunt of my ineptitude.........and you are elected!

Anya wrote:Then again, I am on superior Macs

Doesn't always work that way Anya. I'm much quicker at home on a PC than when I'm working at the musuem which has a new Mac.

I think it is down to the connection and the number of connected computers at any one time on an exchange.

I know my own ISP tends to throttle me at certain times, which is why I am often online in the wee sma' hours, because I can upload to my websites at a reasonable speed whereas, even though my exchange is relatively little used compared to areas with more households/punters, there are times during the day when I am continually logging in to my FTP programme because it has dropped the connection.