Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can
I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...
Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Your dog:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some
dinner, and a massage?"