New Breeds of Dog

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Cross-breeds
Crossing purebred dogs can lead to some interesting new breeds.
Check out these new dogs:
1. A Pointer and a Setter = a Pointsetter - at his best at
Christmas time.
2. A Collie and a Malamute = a Commute - the dog who loves to ride
in the car.
3. A Collie and a Lhasa Apso = Collapso - a dog that folds up for
easy transport.
4. A Deerhound and a Terrier = a Derriere - a dog that's true to the
end.
5. A Spitz and a Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow - a dog that throws up a
lot.
6. A Bloodhound and a Borzoi = Bloody Bore - a dog that's not much
fun.
7. A Bloodhound and a Labrador = Blabador - a dog that barks
incessantly.
8. A Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso = Peekasso - an abstract dog.
9. An Irish Water Spaniel and an English Springer Spaniel = Irish
Springer - a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
10. A Newfoundland and a Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound - a dog
for financial advisors.
11. A Terrier and a Bulldog = Terribull - a dog that makes awful
mistakes.
12. A Kerry Blue Terrier and a Skye Terrier = Blue Skye - a dog for
visionaries.
13. A Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund = Pyradachs - a puzzling breed.
14. A Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat
Retriever - the choice of research scientists.