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Postby widget » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:32 pm

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.


"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your car (whatever make or model, not fussy), hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me."

Call 07898 342547 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the R.S.P.C.A. about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever
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Postby Rowan » Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:07 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dejavou » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:13 am

BRILLIANT ....... :roflmao: :sunglasses: :rolleye11:
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Postby vannin » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:14 am

:roflmao: :roflmao: A beautiful young lady though!
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Postby Emm » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:09 pm

And I bet she found the man of her dreams.
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Postby clevewyn » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:11 am

Thats a cracker :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Dragon Lady » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:53 pm

Oh she's lovely! I would LOVE to have her!
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