The Italian lover

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The Italian lover

Postby Penny » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:17 pm

An extremely virile Italian named Guido was relaxing at his favourite

bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a really beautiful young

blonde woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment

and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he

rattled her senseless. He asked her, with a smile,

"So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."


Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time

she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex

finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?"



Now she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied,

Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his

strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming,

bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.


Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his

head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "So,

you finish?"


Aching and barely able to speak, the blonde whispered in his ear, "No, I

Norwegian".
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Postby Maywalk » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:28 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Thats naughty Penny. :mrgreen:
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Postby dejavou » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:58 pm

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