Ode to Spring

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Ode to Spring

Postby Penny » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:57 pm

Oh to be in England, is what I often hear,
But why would anyone want to come, when everything is dear.
I can’t afford to buy the lovely daffodils,
I’m saving hard so I can pay, my ever mounting bills.
The tax is astronomical, the rates beyond belief,
I’d laugh if it was comical but I never get relief.
I’m sick and tired of scrimping, to make a decent meal.
No one stops to give a damn, as to how I really feel.
I’d like to fly over No.10 , dropping a load again and again.
And then perhaps they would know, what it’s like in the s—t with no where to go.

Apologies to Robert Browning.
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Postby Maywalk » Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:18 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Brilliant Penny. I loved it
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Postby Penny » Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:40 pm

Thought it might help to raise smile cheers Penny :grouphug:
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