Old Lady Driving on Motorway.

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Old Lady Driving on Motorway.

Postby Maywalk » Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:41 pm

Sitting on the side of the motorway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 25 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." Slower than the speed limit? No, officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-five miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that M 25 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks. "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off the A127."
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Postby dejavou » Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:00 pm

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Postby Penny » Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:27 pm

Love it Masie, Now I know why I kept getting tooted on the A14. cheers Penny :roflmao:
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