A Cool and Shady Haven

 To Rowan's Grove

The oil shortage

Jokes and funny stories
Post a reply

The oil shortage

Postby Corrie » Thu May 12, 2011 7:27 pm

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in Scotland; The North Sea.

Our dipsticks are located in Westminster....................
User avatar
Corrie
 
Posts: 2214
Joined: Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:43 pm
Location: Yorkshire
Top

Postby dita » Thu May 12, 2011 7:49 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
User avatar
dita
 
Posts: 10410
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:21 pm
Location: Lincolnshire
Top

Postby Maywalk » Thu May 12, 2011 9:00 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Image
User avatar
Maywalk
 
Posts: 8649
Joined: Tue May 03, 2005 9:59 pm
Location: Leicestershire
Top
Post a reply

Return to Humour

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests

Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
cron