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Postby toolip2 » Sat May 14, 2011 4:44 pm

*Two Woodpeckers*



So, this Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.



The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.


The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.



The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.



The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ).


The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked
the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat...

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.



How is it that the Canadian woodpeckerwas able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?


After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods and Shane Warne were right, when they said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
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Postby Penny » Sat May 14, 2011 5:57 pm

very good, cheers Penny :roflmao:
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Postby dita » Sat May 14, 2011 6:43 pm

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Postby toolip2 » Sat May 14, 2011 6:53 pm

I liked this one as well :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Lacemaker » Sat May 14, 2011 10:49 pm

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Postby mazzy » Sun May 15, 2011 5:47 am

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Postby Maywalk » Sun May 15, 2011 6:33 am

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