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Oh... how romantic men are!!!

Postby Maywalk » Tue May 24, 2011 7:44 am

Oh... how romantic men are!!!



SMS between 2 lovers. She sends the following message:



My love, If you're sleeping, send me your dreams..If you're smiling, send me your smile..If you're crying, send me your tears, I love you!



He Replied:



I'm in the toilet. What do I send?
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Postby Corrie » Tue May 24, 2011 9:50 am

Ugh ! I hope she ditched him!
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Postby dita » Tue May 24, 2011 1:06 pm

Hope he put the seat down :sunglasses:
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Postby Penny » Thu May 26, 2011 10:55 am

Flush him out quick. Penny :groaner:
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