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Postby Penny » Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:49 pm

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The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then said to himself, "There's something he's needin"

After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He was messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs so gorgeously slender,
To carry a treasure ever so tender.

Two shapely hips to increase his desire,
All rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two willing arms, just aching to bless him,
Two loving hands, to soothe and caress him.

Soft, cascading hair hung over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, to make him grow bolder.

'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth ....ruined the whole thing...

cheers Penny :roflmao:
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Postby Victors Mate » Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:56 pm

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