Montana

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Montana

Dick had been in the oil business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He leaves his job and buys 20 acres of land in Montana in a remote area. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on the door. He opens it and there's a big bearded Montanan standing there. "Name's Enoch - your neuighbour from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday, thought you'd like to come."

"Great!" says Dick. "I'm just about ready to meet some local folk. Thanks!"
As Enoch is leaving he stops. "Gotta warn you, there's gonna be some drinkin'"
"Not a problem - after 25 years in the oil business I can drink with the best of them."
"Well, more'n likely there's gonna be some fightin' too."
Damn, Dick thinks. Tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people, I'll be there, thanks."
Enoch once again turns at the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these here parties, too."
"Now that's definitely not a problem!" says Dick. "Remember,.I've been on my own for six months. By the way, what should I wear?"
Enoch stops at the door again and says "Whatever you want - just gonna be the two of us."

[dita]

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[Penny]

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