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Hillary Clinton

Postby Arfaitis » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:05 am

After getting from her overly controlling campaign manager for the evening, Hillary Clinton sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Then the fortune teller looked up and locked eyes with Hillary, who was visibly shaken at this news. Hillary stared back at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her shaking hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She looked back, deep into the fortune tellers gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her the big question:


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"Will I be acquitted?"
If I am wrong and there is nothing, then it will not matter....if there is 'something' then I am not afraid.

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Postby Monika » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:14 am

Oh I do hope so !

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Postby Monsy » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:28 pm

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