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Texting for Seniors.

Postby Maywalk » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:44 am

Texting for Seniors.
Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes (LOL e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate ... after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:


•ATD - At the Doctor's
•BFF - Best Friends Funeral
•BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
•BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
•CBM - Covered by Medicare
•CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
•DWI - Driving While Incontinent
•FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
•FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
•FYI - Found Your Insulin
•GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
•GHA - Got Heartburn Again
•HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
•IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
•LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
•LOL - Living on Lipitor
•LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
•OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
•OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
•ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
•TOT - Texting on Toilet
•TTYL - Talk to You Louder
•WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
•WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
•WTP - Where're the Prunes
•WWNO - Walker Wheels Need OilHope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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Postby Penny » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:57 am

Very god Maisie, don't forget these
WAILF What am I looking for
and
WDIPI Where did I put it.

I use these two very often. cheers Penny :roflmao: :roflmao:
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