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Postby Maywalk » Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:17 pm

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.

She decided she would take her lunch sit with the workers and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. She walked up to the group and with a big smile said "Do you men know Jesus Christ?"

They shook their heads and looked at each other. One of the workers looked up into the steelwork and yelled "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"

One of the steelworkers asked why.

The worker yelled "his wife is here with his lunch".
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Postby Corrie » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:04 pm

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Postby dita » Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:11 pm

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Postby Penny » Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:42 pm

A cracker, cheers Penny :grouphug:
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