Psychiatry session

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Psychiatry session

Postby Young Goat » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:29 am

A psychiatrist conducted a group therapy session with four mothers. "You all have obsessions,". To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating and even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is with money and named your child Penny." He turns to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and you named your child Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving..
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Postby Monsy » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:38 am

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Postby dejavou » Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:23 am

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Postby dita » Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:58 pm

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Postby ciderman_nz » Sat Sep 24, 2011 11:46 pm

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Civilisation is a veneer, easily soluble in alcohol.
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Postby Hazey » Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:52 pm

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