Mirror mirror on the wall.....

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Mirror mirror on the wall.....

Postby Corrie » Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:43 pm

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my weiner touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.


(Monsy's post reminded me of this one!)
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Postby Maywalk » Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:45 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Heres me thinking you are a puritan Corrie. ROFWLCGU.
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Postby Corrie » Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:47 pm

...........thats me, a puritan with Northern Grit in me bones !!! :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby dita » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:11 am

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Corrie love it.
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Postby Monsy » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:29 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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