A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks ' ' Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York'

The agent replies ' Just a minute'

'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up


A little boy went to his father and asked, 'Dad' 'where did I get my intelligence from?'

The father replied, ' Well,son, you must have got it from your mother, I've still got mine.

cheers Penny