Stopped for speeding

[Corrie]

A police Officer pulls a little old lady over for speeding and has
the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw
the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun
in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes there is. That's where I put it after I shot and
killed the man who owns this car and stuffed him in the
boot.
Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes.

Hearing this, the Officer immediately called his back up.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain
approached the Driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Ma'am, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine,
Officer. Here's the registration papers.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see
if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough,
there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you
said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Boot is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The Officer who stopped you
said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car,
had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body
in the boot.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was
speeding, as well.

[Maywalk]

[dejavou]

[dita]

[Monsy]