2012 Olympics

[Corrie]

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London .


A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't
got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to
the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
shoulder.
"Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it
under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland , - Fencing"

[Maywalk]

[dita]