The Human Body (part II)

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The Human Body (part II)

Postby Corrie » Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:10 pm

The organs of the body were having a meeting trying to decide who was the one in charge.



"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would work."


"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."


"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him.
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work...
The arse hole is usually in charge.
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Postby Penny » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:50 am

Love this one, sent this to hubby. cheers Penny :cheeky4: :roflmao:
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Postby Monsy » Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:20 am

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Postby Maywalk » Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:43 am

ROFWL :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Victors Mate » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:37 am

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