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A B C D E F G H I J K

Postby Maywalk » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:44 pm

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.He looked at her slowly then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks...... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
His left eye is still swollen, but the doctor has informed him that he is likely to see things much clearer in the future.
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Postby Corrie » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:26 pm

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Postby dita » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:50 am

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Postby Monsy » Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:38 am

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Postby Penny » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:48 am

Love it. Sent it to hubby, cheers Penny :roflmao:
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