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God Bless Great Britain.

Postby Maywalk » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:28 pm

It happened in an Underground station in London .
There were protesters on the concourse handing out pamphlets on the evils of Britain. I politely declined to take one.

An elderly woman behind me was getting off the escalator and a young (20- ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.

The young protester put her hand on the woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, 'Madam, don't you care about the children of Iraq ?'
The elderly woman looked up at her and said, 'My dear, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea and my grandson in Afghanistan .
All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your a**e and open it.'
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Postby Monsy » Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:28 pm

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Postby Corrie » Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:10 pm

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Love it, nearly choked on taking a drink when reading the last line!!!
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Postby dejavou » Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:02 am

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Postby dita » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:30 pm

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