Its lunch break

[Corrie]

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Boiled Bacon and cabbage! If I get Boiled Bacon and cabbage once more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed,' Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, ' Cream Cheese again! If I get a Cream Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw Boiled Bacon and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blond guy opened his lunch, he saw the Cream Cheese and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of Boiled Bacon and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'


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Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

The blonde's wife said "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch"

[Monsy]

[dejavou]

[Maywalk]

[dita]

[Monika]