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Higher education

Postby Corrie » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:11 pm

Three aspiring psychiatrists, from three different universities, were attending their first class on emotional extremes. 'Just to establish some parameters,' said the professor to the student
from Oxford University , 'What is the opposite of joy?'

'Sorrow' said the student.

'And the opposite of depression?' he asked the young lady from
Cambridge .

'Elation' she said.

'And you, sir' he said to the student from Trinity College Dublin,

'How about the opposite of woe?'.

The student replied, 'I believe dat would be 'Giddy up'.
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Postby Monsy » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:09 am

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Postby dejavou » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:01 pm

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Postby Victors Mate » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:25 pm

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