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Council Tenants Complaints.

Postby Maywalk » Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:36 pm

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.

2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.

6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.

11. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.

15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.

18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.

21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.

22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

23. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
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Postby Penny » Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:04 pm

I love these Maisie. cheers Penny :grouphug:
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Postby dita » Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:43 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
No 22 is a bit :huffin:
Think its been too near No 23 :sorry: :hide:
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Postby Corrie » Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:05 pm

Wonder if no. 2 has healed yet? :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby dita » Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:49 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: @ Corrie
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Re: Council Tenants Complaints.

Postby jessiejane » Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:10 am

Just been reading these humorous comments, hilarious, but it is all in the phrasing isn't it. Business people must have a laugh when they get letters like this. Thanks for posting. Jessiejane :sunglasses:
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