Bless you my son

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Bless you my son

Postby Corrie » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:06 pm

A nun gets into a cab, and notices that the VERY handsome Cab driver is staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
No. 1, you have To be single and No. 2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the
cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I
must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Bert and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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Postby Maywalk » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:29 pm

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Postby dita » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:25 pm

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Postby Monsy » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:52 am

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Postby Penny » Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:39 pm

I love this one.cheers Penny :grouphug:
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