Banana Nut Cake

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Banana Nut Cake

Postby Penny » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:00 pm

Ingredients.

2 Laughing eyes
2 Lovely arms
2 Well shaped legs
2 Firm milk containers
1 Fur LIned Mixng bowl
1 Large Banana

Mixing instuctions

Look into lauging eyes
Spread well shaped legs
Slowley squeeze milk containers until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased.
Add Bananas and gently work in and out until well creamed.
Cover with nuts and sigh until relieved.
Cake is done when Banana is soft.
Be sure to wash mixing untensils and don't lick bowl.

P.S.
If cake starts to rise, leave town.

Enjoy. cheers Penny. :roflmao:
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Postby Corrie » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:15 pm

:wasnt: :thinking:
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Postby Monsy » Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:13 pm

One of your better efforts Penny! ........... :twisted:
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