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Two different doctors

Postby Maywalk » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:50 pm

Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint?
Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day
and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment,
then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which
isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled
for 6 months from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.
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Postby Penny » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:44 pm

Maisie, how true. I know when I went I was told it would be 14 months. When I paid it was 5 days. cheers Penny
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