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A New Carpet

Postby dita » Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:35 pm

What do you get when you cross a Camel with a Leopard?
A fireside rug you can have a good hump on.
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Postby Corrie » Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:58 pm

But how would you smooth that out Dita?? :rolleye11: :rolleye11: :dunno:
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Postby Maywalk » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:41 pm

Where would I put my vibrator?????????????? :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :rolleye11:
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Postby Penny » Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:18 pm

Gave me spots before my eyes. cheers Penny :roflmao:
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