This is happening in a land near you.......
Daftland.
We live in a country called Daftland
The England we knew is
no more
Where sensible people do ludicrous things
Or risk breaking some
Daftland law.
In Daftland we've police dogs with muzzles
Less the
villain has cause to complain
And to steal from a shop and say
'sorry'
Means you're free with no stain to your name.
You had better
leave lights on in buildings
When you lock up and go home at night
'cause
the burglars might hurt themselves entering
And there's no way you'll be in
the right.
When speaking be wary in Daftland
As some terms that you've
used all your life
Now have connotations unintended
And you'll end up in
all sorts of strife.
We elect politicians in Daftland
To give us the
laws of the land
Yet eight laws in ten now come from abroad
The whole
thing has got out of hand.
The borders are open in Daftland
And of
migrants there's no keeping track
Just a few of the thousands illegally
here
Will ever be caught and sent back.
The exception to this is the
hero
Who fought for this land in the war
He's old and he's sick, he might
cost us a bit
So he's not welcome here any more.
When the history is
written of Daftland
Historians may just recall
That the craziest people in
Daftland
Were the public who put up with it all.
The public living in Daftland
When voting came up with a tie
Thereafter a Coalition was formed
So they could perpetrate the same lie
The outcome was as predicted
Both parties vying for power
Achieving nothing but heartache
Oh, what a miserable shower
The truth is we're not European
We're an island that stands tall and proud
If we could trust those we elected
We could cast off the European shroud
A referendum for the electorate in Daftland
To determine if we stay in or get out
Is a promise made by our esteemed leader
So its time to stand up and shout
But wait, he can't fulfil his promise
Until once more we go to the polls
By that time the Coalition will have crumbled
And the referendum will be all full of holes.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.