Things to ponder
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:14 pm
Have you ever had a ponder? I often have a ponder but unfortunately I am left with more questions than I have asked...... for instance....
Is the secret of old age.... to live longer?
Have you noticed cabs come in threes..... and golfers in fores?
Do butchers get a raw deal?
You see where I'm coming from?
Does a cyber cafe have chips on the menu?
Is a bigamist an Italian fog?
Is a suffragette a lady who lives under the flight path of the city airport?
Ladies...when you feel the sap rising, do you lie still in the hope that he might bring you a cup of coffe in bed?
I'll ponder some more and get back to you.........
Is the secret of old age.... to live longer?
Have you noticed cabs come in threes..... and golfers in fores?
Do butchers get a raw deal?
You see where I'm coming from?
Does a cyber cafe have chips on the menu?
Is a bigamist an Italian fog?
Is a suffragette a lady who lives under the flight path of the city airport?
Ladies...when you feel the sap rising, do you lie still in the hope that he might bring you a cup of coffe in bed?
I'll ponder some more and get back to you.........