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Re: Things to ponder

Postby Penny » Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:17 pm

Love these,keep it up. cheers Penny
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Re: Things to ponder

Postby daffyd » Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:15 pm

An important message to all fathers..........

FAMILY NAME.

You got it from your father
it was all he had to give
So, its to use and cherish
for as long as you may live.

If you lost a watch he gave you
it can always be replaced;
But a black mark on your name
can never be erased.

It was clean the day you took it
and a worthy name to bear.
When he got it from his father
there was no dishonour there.

So make sure you guard it wisely
after all is said and done
You'll be glad the name is spotless
When you give it to your son.

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Re: Things to ponder

Postby dita » Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:15 pm

Hope I did him proud, think I did.
Even though I am a female and my name changed.
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Re: Things to ponder

Postby daffyd » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:18 pm

Ah! But you didn't!
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Re: Things to ponder

Postby dita » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:52 pm

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Re: Things to ponder

Postby daffyd » Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:54 pm

Oooh! Y'all got it wrong Dita......
What I'm saying is.................. your name changed....but you did not! A fact of which he would of been proud!

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Re: Things to ponder

Postby dita » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:11 pm

Of course.... Thank goodness! Even the fact I changed my name,
our personality's are much the same. Have been told that many times. :ithanku:
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Re: Things to ponder

Postby daffyd » Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:44 pm

Was it a step too far........?

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, ''You had a
good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater
seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills
first now.''

The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, ''And you told
me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people
back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n
roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the
balcony.''

''Thank you, Father,'' answered the young priest. ''I am pleased that
you are open to the new ideas of youth.''
''All of these ideas have been well and good,'' said the elderly
priest, ''But I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru
confessional.'
'
''But, Father,'' protested the young priest, ''my confessions and the
donations have nearly doubled since I began that!''
''Yes,'' replied the elderly priest, ''and I appreciate that. But the
flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the
church roof!"


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Re: Things to ponder

Postby daffyd » Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:52 am

Do you have a fear of flying? Not that you fear you might sprout wings,
flying by commercial flights? Whilst pondering, I pondered thus....... that.....

Passengers on a small commuter plane were waiting for the
>flight to leave.
>
>They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures
>them that the pilots will be there soon,and the flight can take off.
>
>The entrance opens, and two men dressed in pilot's uniforms
>walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a
>seeing-eye
>dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane.
>Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin but the men enter
>the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.
>
>The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for
>some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is
>forthcoming.
>The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people at
>The windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the
>edge of the airport territory.
>
>As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water,
>panicked screams fill the cabin.
>
>At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers
>relax
>and laugh a little sheepishly,and soon all retreat into their magazines,
>secure in the knowledge
>that the plane is in good hands.
>
>In the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know,
>Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late, and we're all
>gonna
>die."

Well, fear produces irrational thoughts.......
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Re: Things to ponder

Postby daffyd » Wed May 08, 2013 8:31 pm

It is all around us, but unless our attention is specifically drawn to it...... it is invisible! Take a moment to ponder on these things..... and listen to the music.....

WILDLIFE

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Re: Things to ponder

Postby Penny » Thu May 09, 2013 6:07 pm

Had quite a job to get this, had to push it long manually. No sound but lovely creatures. Due soley to this contraption. Thank you. cheers Penny
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Re: Things to ponder

Postby daffyd » Sat May 11, 2013 3:51 pm

I never realised that Giraffes were so athletically disposed......

YES! GIRAFFES!

This is a very rare insight into the recreational habits of ( I'll say it again) the GIRAFFE!


Subject: Giraffes high diving


Someone has a lot of time on their hands but also is so darn creative.....this is a hoot!!! –e-

My jaw just dropped came after watching these.
So graceful and clever. Enjoy!!
Every now and then something different in a posting

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=uFxnBrO9n7o
Splendid choreography and digitizing artistry!
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Re: Things to ponder

Postby daffyd » Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:40 pm

Look before you...... beat!

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...

For example...
A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband sitting quietly reading a magazine. "Hi Darling , " he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”


What was she doing out so late at night?
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Re: Things to ponder

Postby Penny » Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:20 pm

Brilliant, love the giraffe one. cheers Penny
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Re: Things to ponder

Postby dita » Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:08 pm

Dont know what she was doing out so late, but....
can imagine what the parents did the following day.
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