Moped v Ferrari

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Moped v Ferrari

Postby Corrie » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:40 pm

An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to a
doctor at a street light.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya
got there, sonny?"

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the doctor
proudly.

The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting
back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all
right.... but I'll stick with my Moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just
what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer
reads 150 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting
closer !

He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something
whips by him going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks
himself.

He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 180 mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!

Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and
passes the Moped at 200 mph and he's feeling pretty good until he looks in
his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes
the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The
Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do !

Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear
end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is there
anything I can do for you ?"

The old man whispers,


"Unhook my trouser braces from your side view mirror!"
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Re: Moped v Ferrari

Postby e » Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:40 pm

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Re: Moped v Ferrari

Postby Monsy » Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:21 am

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Re: Moped v Ferrari

Postby dita » Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:39 pm

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