He's so mean

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He's so mean

Postby Penny » Thu May 03, 2012 4:05 pm

He sends get-well cards to hypochondriacs
You couldn't warm him up if you were cremated toegether
He's deaf, and never told his barber
He'd steal a dead fly fom a blind spider
He's cry over your wounds just so that he could get salt in them
He has as much use for anyone living as an undertaker
He applied for a job as a prison warden so that he could put takcs on the electric chair.
Morning all. cheers Penny
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