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Have a groan on me

Postby Penny » Tue May 08, 2012 5:29 pm

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what.

I took my wife to the refuse tip yesterday, unfortunately it was closed, so I had to bring her home.

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Re: Have a groan on me

Postby Corrie » Tue May 08, 2012 6:41 pm

MASSIVE :groaner:
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Re: Have a groan on me

Postby dita » Tue May 08, 2012 10:52 pm

An enormous :groaner:
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