No offence intended
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:22 am
A prostitute was in court and the judge asked if there was any reason why he should not issue a custodial sentence. The reply came, " yes I am pregnant " Judge....."do you know who the father is ?" Prostitute replied " let's put it this way, if you had a can of beans would you know which one made you pregnant " JJ