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Ah sad story

PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 9:25 am
by jessiejane
At a nursing home in Gosport, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man.

Then there was a short moment of silence.

"Thank God we can all still drive," said one woman cheerfully. JJ

Re: Ah sad story

PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:58 am
by Monsy
:groaner: :groaner:

Re: Ah sad story

PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 12:58 pm
by Corrie
That's a fact! :mrgreen:

Re: Ah sad story

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:36 am
by mazzy
........and I've driven in Gosport so I know it is true...wondered where they all came from!