Sniffer Dog

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Sniffer Dog

Postby Monika » Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:01 pm

A man is being shown around an airport as a prize, and he is with the dog handler and his sniffer dog.

The dog sniffs a passenger, turns to the handler and wags its tail. What does that mean? the man asks and the handler says this passenger is carrying cocaine.

The dog sniffs another passenger, turns to the handler and barks three times. What does that mean? asks the man and the handler says that the passenger is carrying heroin.

Again the dog sniffs another passenger and promptly jumps up into the handler's arms and covers the poor chap in poo, all down his nice clean uniform.

What does that mean? asks the man holding his nose.
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Run for your life, mate, that means the passenger is carrying a bomb!
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you!
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Re: Sniffer Dog

Postby Monsy » Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:49 am

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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Re: Sniffer Dog

Postby dita » Sun Oct 07, 2012 12:28 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Re: Sniffer Dog

Postby Penny » Sat Nov 17, 2012 6:24 pm

Love it. cheers Penny
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