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Tax returns

Postby Penny » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:49 pm


This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he
apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question, Do you have anyone dependent on you?,

The man wrote:
"2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million
unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85
prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European

The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man's response back to HMRC was "Who did I miss out?".
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Re: Tax returns

Postby Corrie » Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:29 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: Love it !!
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Re: Tax returns

Postby e » Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:27 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :exactly:
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