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Try one of these

Postby Penny » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:35 am

Burger jokes galore!


Tesco burgers - low in fat but high in Shergar

My Lidl pony

Shergar’s bum is an anagram of hamburgers

They'll need to find a Newmarket for their burgers now!

Don't eat them. They'll give you the trots

Last night I ate a Tesco burger and a fetlock of good it did me

Zebra found in the bar code in Tescos.

They're all part of a stable diet

I was wondering whose burgers are best, Tesco or Sainsburys? Turns out that Tesco burgers win by a nose!

People aren't mincing their words are they? Perhaps we should rein this in a little- it's all very unbridled.

Tesco, "tracing your meat from stable to table..."

I had a Tesco burger last week and got the runs - 2:30 at Aintree

I don't know what all the fuss is about - it's not as though it was the mane ingredient

Typical of Tesco to flog a dead horse.

This ascot to be wrong

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse, she bought it in Tescos, of course

Health Officials have said that the Tesco burgers pose no health risk, except for the high sugar lump content.

Tesco - an equine opportunities company ...

Every little 'bit' helps!

This cold weather has brought widespread respiratory infections. Tesco burger packers are feeling a little horse.

I was in Tesco's cafe and the waitress asked me if I wanted anything on my burger, so I had a fiver each way.

Just been to the fridge to check on the burgers from Tesco...aaaaannnddddd THEY'RE OFF!

I had a Tesco burger about 2 hours ago and I think I've still got a bit between my teeth.

My doctor told me to watch what I eat - so I've booked tickets for the Grand National in April.
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Re: Try one of these

Postby dita » Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:17 pm

Very funny, liked it Penny.
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Re: Try one of these

Postby Monsy » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:50 pm

Makes you wonder who thinks them up!
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