Try one of these
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:35 am
Burger jokes galore!
Tesco burgers - low in fat but high in Shergar
My Lidl pony
Shergar’s bum is an anagram of hamburgers
They'll need to find a Newmarket for their burgers now!
Don't eat them. They'll give you the trots
Last night I ate a Tesco burger and a fetlock of good it did me
Zebra found in the bar code in Tescos.
They're all part of a stable diet
I was wondering whose burgers are best, Tesco or Sainsburys? Turns out that Tesco burgers win by a nose!
People aren't mincing their words are they? Perhaps we should rein this in a little- it's all very unbridled.
Tesco, "tracing your meat from stable to table..."
I had a Tesco burger last week and got the runs - 2:30 at Aintree
I don't know what all the fuss is about - it's not as though it was the mane ingredient
Typical of Tesco to flog a dead horse.
This ascot to be wrong
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse, she bought it in Tescos, of course
Health Officials have said that the Tesco burgers pose no health risk, except for the high sugar lump content.
Tesco - an equine opportunities company ...
Every little 'bit' helps!
This cold weather has brought widespread respiratory infections. Tesco burger packers are feeling a little horse.
I was in Tesco's cafe and the waitress asked me if I wanted anything on my burger, so I had a fiver each way.
Just been to the fridge to check on the burgers from Tesco...aaaaannnddddd THEY'RE OFF!
I had a Tesco burger about 2 hours ago and I think I've still got a bit between my teeth.
My doctor told me to watch what I eat - so I've booked tickets for the Grand National in April.
cheers Penny
Tesco burgers - low in fat but high in Shergar
My Lidl pony
Shergar’s bum is an anagram of hamburgers
They'll need to find a Newmarket for their burgers now!
Don't eat them. They'll give you the trots
Last night I ate a Tesco burger and a fetlock of good it did me
Zebra found in the bar code in Tescos.
They're all part of a stable diet
I was wondering whose burgers are best, Tesco or Sainsburys? Turns out that Tesco burgers win by a nose!
People aren't mincing their words are they? Perhaps we should rein this in a little- it's all very unbridled.
Tesco, "tracing your meat from stable to table..."
I had a Tesco burger last week and got the runs - 2:30 at Aintree
I don't know what all the fuss is about - it's not as though it was the mane ingredient
Typical of Tesco to flog a dead horse.
This ascot to be wrong
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse, she bought it in Tescos, of course
Health Officials have said that the Tesco burgers pose no health risk, except for the high sugar lump content.
Tesco - an equine opportunities company ...
Every little 'bit' helps!
This cold weather has brought widespread respiratory infections. Tesco burger packers are feeling a little horse.
I was in Tesco's cafe and the waitress asked me if I wanted anything on my burger, so I had a fiver each way.
Just been to the fridge to check on the burgers from Tesco...aaaaannnddddd THEY'RE OFF!
I had a Tesco burger about 2 hours ago and I think I've still got a bit between my teeth.
My doctor told me to watch what I eat - so I've booked tickets for the Grand National in April.
cheers Penny