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In My Garden Shed....

Postby daffyd » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:41 pm

A place to escape to for some quality time.....



Amazing!

I think that you'll agree: this is among the most fascinating illusions you've ever seen. Correction: I don't think......I know you'll be totally amazed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Ai4tPe80S6Q
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Re: In My Garden Shed....

Postby daffyd » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:23 pm

My Favourite Things.....

Now you need to supply the music, I'm sure you know the tune.....

Julie Andrews Turning 79 - this is hysterical!
To commemorate her birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City... Music Hall. One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are the lyrics she used: (Sing It!) - If you sing it out loud, it’s especially hysterical!!!

All together..... SING....SING....

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.


What a shower! Go back and do it again....
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Re: In My Garden Shed....

Postby daffyd » Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:54 pm

Now who would have thought that these guys would feature on SHOWTIME?

I really enjoyed this. They are really funny men. As for the last part ... what can I say ???



The Art of Communication


Be sure to catch the rest on the last portion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=wrRTau5jusU
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Re: In My Garden Shed....

Postby daffyd » Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:12 pm

Catch this one!!!


http://www.youtube.com/embed/z8qFBvnUGSM


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Re: In My Garden Shed....

Postby daffyd » Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:43 pm

A great flying experience....and all from your own armchair.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=KcuDdPo0WZk
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Re: In My Garden Shed....

Postby Penny » Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:46 pm

Love the Julie Andrews one. Have made a note so that I can sing myself cheerful when needed. cheers Penny
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Re: In My Garden Shed....

Postby dita » Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:41 am

They are brilliant, we'll sing together Penny
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