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Old sailor

Postby dejavou » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:12 pm

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.

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Postby Josieclick » Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:25 pm

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Postby Rowan » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:45 pm

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Postby Monsy » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:47 pm

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Postby Monika » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:21 pm

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