Ouch..........

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Ouch..........

Postby Josieclick » Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:27 pm

A man walked into a doctor's office. What do you have?" the receptionist asked him.

"Shingles," he replied.

She told him to sit down.

Soon a nurse called him and asked, "What do you have?"

"Shingles," he replied.

She took his blood pressure, weight, and complete medical history. Then she took him to a room, told him to remove all of his clothes, and left.

After a few minutes the doctor came in and asked, "What do you have?"

"Shingles," the man told him.

The doctor looked him up and down and asked, "Where? I don't see them."

"Out on the truck. Where do you want me to unload them?" :hide:
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Postby Monsy » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:46 pm

:groaner: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Postby Rowan » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:55 pm

:groaner: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Kevin » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:26 am

:groaner:
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Postby Monika » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:22 pm

My type of humour :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby dejavou » Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:20 pm

Luv it :roflmao: :roflmao:
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