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Getting Married.

Postby Maywalk » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:53 pm

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl
across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in
handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the
next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get
scared of the dark."
"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy
answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're
married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going
to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
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Postby Josieclick » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:07 pm

Good idea that Maisie :banana:
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Postby Rowan » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:43 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Monika » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:24 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you!
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